saradr went to a party
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 592 views
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March 19th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments
The Human Brain is awesome
it functions 24 hours a day
from the day we are born
and only stops when
we are taking an exam
or
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Dear Sweetheart:
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Larkewale: Doctor hai, mahine ka 20k kamata hai.
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Interviewer: Why.??
Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??
Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..
Interviewer: Why.??
Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!
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