Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:

Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai? Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi! Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 346 views
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