A Snake's New Glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 717 views
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dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
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Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
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GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
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