Santa 100 ke note par likha
Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho? Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske paas hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 745 views
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A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: What are you doing now a days
Friend: I’m doing my FSc.
Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep your study ahead.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye kamra imtehan se baher gaye wapis aaye to dekha keh imtahan dene waley chand bachey aik doosrey kay sath baith kar aapus main batein karrahey hain. Mutahin nay foran qareeb aakar poocha yeh kia ho raha hai. Aapni aapni jagha se kiun uth kar yahan aagaye ho? Percha aapas main batain ker ke kiun ker rahe ho.
Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia hamarey sir ne kaha tha kay har kam aapas mein mil jul kar karna chahiye.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)
by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.
Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ?
Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar .
Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI
HOTI???
RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ACP TO DAYA,,
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"holi ke rang CID mein naYI khushi
laayii hai.
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holi ke rang CID mein nayi khushi layii
hai,
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daya toliet ka darwaza khol do mujhe
TATTI
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Tere Hothonki Muskurahat Na Jaye,
Teri Palkon Me Kabhi Aansu Na Aye,
Teri Raahon Me Pade Ho Kante Jo Kabhi,
Tere Chapal Chura Lu Aru Tu Khule Panv Jaye…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)