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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and panic is when both are pregnant.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 587 views
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This Poem Is For All Students..
Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii…
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Khoya khoya in Kitabo me, Aata mujhe, kuch bhi
nahi..
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Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu….
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Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..
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Tujhe bhula diya…
Tujhe bhula diya…
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phir kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diyaa..
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Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.
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Girl: Kaha?
Boy: Wherever You Say
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Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Banta: kaise rahi dost ?
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