I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 595 views

1 saal mai kitna mahine hote hain

Teacher to KG class Student:
1 saal mai kitna mahine hote
hain.?

Stdnt:12 mOnth
Teacher:wow!!
Tmhe kese pata chala.?

Stdnt:
12 mahino mai 12 tareeqo se
tujh Ko Pyaarr jataOnga rree.,.

(,”)
_/((\_ dhinki
<< chika

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Munna'S Gandhigiri

Munnabhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?

Circuit: Simple hai bhai

Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Swallowed

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

no electricity

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door.

A lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living Room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow Droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Bahi Jaldi Jaao

Santa: Bahi Jaldi Jaao tumhare Ghar Mein Barsta ka Pani Ghus Gaya hai,

Banta: Kyun Jhooth Bolte Ho, Gahr Ki Chabbi to mere Pass Hai..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)