Customer and tech support
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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