Pathan Abbu

Friend: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain?

Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.

Friend: Wo Kse?

Pathan: O Yara Jis Din Hum Paida Hua, Usi Din To Wo Abbu Bana!;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 298 views
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