Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai

Santa : Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car

Banta : I Dont No But It Starts Wid”T”

Santa : Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 325 views
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