Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K
Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K
Vo Minar E Pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha Kr India Ja Skta Hy,
Hazaron Log Ekathe Ho Gay
Sardar Bola: “Inu Chuk K Mery Sir Ty Rakho”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views
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