Mene Usay Phone

Mene Usay Phone
Kiya Wo So, Rhi Thi
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya,
Main So, Raha Tha:)
#Moral:- Jaisi Karni, Vaisi Bharni...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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