Bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 252 views
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