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Teacher:kal tum school kiun nai ae
Sardar:gir gaya tha aur lag gai thi
Techer kia lag gai thi
Sardar:takia pe gir gaya tha aur ankh lag gai thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 344 views
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