Funny

Atif : “yar farhan! Mein ne suna hai keh mosiqi ke asraat se pani kholta hai.”

Farhan: “ yeh to sach hi hoga kiun keh jab tum gana gate ho to aksar mera khoon kholta uthta hai.”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 510 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Billing a Doctor

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
lofer or Offer

“Loffer” or “offer”
mein keya ferq hy?
agr koi lerka kise lerki ko
propose kare to “loffer”.
agr koi lerki kise lerka ko
propose kare to “offer”.
Had hogae yar..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Explain The word AUTOMATICALLY

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Malika Saree Centre

Top 5 funny shop names

1-Gandhi hair care

2-Malika saree centre

3-Salman marriage beauro

4-Dolly bindra fitness centre

5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sorry, but I can't give u

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Mara ?

Sardar Ji Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Mara ?
Sardar:
Yaar Meri Photo Bas Main Gir Gayi
To Maine Madam Se Kaha
Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth

Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho? Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue: Oye begerto 5wan kithy sut aye O Onay te rooti khwani c..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo

Kal milli wo mujh se sham k waqt,

Bujhi Bujhi Si,

Jhuki Jhuki Si,

Udasion me rachi basi si,

Jo mene pochha udas Q ho?

Itni pareshan Q ho?

Jhuka K palken,

Chhupa K Chehra,

Galey se lag K,

,

RoRo k thak k,

Lagi wo kehne,

Itna Romentic SMS likha tha tum ko,

Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo ……:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Traffic Police Wala

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se:-

Main Kitni Dair Se Siti Baja Raha
Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi

Budhiya:- Beta
Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar
Hai Kya :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Do pagal aik train mein safa..

machis ki tili

Operation Fail

shadi k bad badal gaye ho

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm

charger tu mere pass hai

man at medical store

Humans r Soluble in water

SARDAR building se gir gea

Masle ka hal

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook