Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 498 views

u never asked that do u love me

Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
.
(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! :P :P ‘

hahahahha.. akheer e ho gai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Some dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Three men were flying

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!)

Agar “Dil” ko aanda

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Masoom Khargosh, Gajar Ka Deewana

Ek Khargosh Roj Lohaar Ki Dukan Pe Jata Thha Aur Puchhta Thha

Khargosh: “Gaajar Hai?”

Lohar Hamesha Ye Sun Kar Usko Inkar Kar Deta.

Esa Kayi Dino Tak Chalta Raha.

Ek Din Lohaar Ko Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Khargosh Ke Daant Tod Diye.

Fir Kya Huaa…

Agle Din Khargosh Aaya Aur Bola: “Gaajar Ka Juice Hai Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)