Pathan

Pathan:
Hum 25 Behan Bhai hyn
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Larki:
Kya Aap k Ghr Family Planning walay ni Aaye,?
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Pathan:
Aaye thay,School Smajh k Wapis ChaLe Ge..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 227 views
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