There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 638 views

Line Maarti hai

1 Nursery class ka bacha bola:
Miss main aapko kesa lagta hon?

Miss: So Sweet..

Bacha apny side k larky se aankh maar kar bola:
Maine kaha tha na Line Maarti hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqeerni vs santa

Faqeerni:a bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hun.
Santa:3 din se bhuki ho to aik rupee ka kia karen gi?
Faqeerni:wazan dekhun gi kitna kam huwa hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Full form of sing

Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho
Phansi Na Ho
Pathan Lawyer: Dont Worry
After Court Qatil: Kia Hua
Pathan:
Bohat Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Hoi
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahar Nikal

Pathan: Yara Toilet se jaldi
Bahar Nikalo, Hum Ko Bhi Jana Hai..
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Sardar: Sun Raha Hai Na Tu..
Dho Raha Hun Me :-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)