naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views
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