Police

Police wala apne bache se:


Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 270 views
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