Student

Students ki 7 Nishaniyan
1- Ratta marny ko Mehnat Kahna
2- Har semester mai ye azam karna ke "Es Semester mai sath sath Parhunga"
3- Mobile Off karky parhna owr 5, 5 mint baad mobile ON karke dekhna ke koi msg tu nahi aya
4- Group study mai bar bar kahna ke "Agar ab kesi ne chawal mari tu group se bahir"
5- Parhny se pahle Course ke Page ginna owr gin kar khof se band kar dena
6- Har Lecture ke End mai sath wale larka se pochna "yar tere pas kal wala lecture hai"
7- Yaar apni Degree ka koi Scope nahi

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