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Father: Beta result ka kia howa?
Son: Dad 1 Good News hay owr 1 Bad News
Father: Good News batawo
Son: Mai pass hogia hon
Father: Excellent, ab Bad News batawo
Son: Good News galat hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 209 views
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