Sardar

Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 406 views
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