Sardar
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 560 views
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Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p
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Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: Beta Maths mai kion Fail hogaye?
Kid: Teacher kehta hai 6+4 = 10
Aglay din kehta hai 5+5 = 10
Phir kehta hai 8+2 = 10
Wo khud confuse hain tu mujhe kia Pass karaingy
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.
The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.
Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FILM
“Looto Pakistan”
HERO:
Zardari
HEROIN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.
SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan
coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.
Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.
Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.
Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?
Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha tha
Wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thi
Wo bar bar muje sir sey pao tak dekh rhi thi
Us ne muje ishara kya
Ma moqa pa k us k pas gya
Ahista sy pucha
G Farmaey
Usne sharmate hue kaha
"Bhai ap ny pent ulti pehni hui he"
\(' ')/ | |
_/ \_
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,
apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,
kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?
Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?
Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola
SB ANDAR Aa jayen
DARS ho raha hai :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawai Li Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ £ee Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)