Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya
Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya
Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:
Call urgently, she wants your number
ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein
phone nai utha raha ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 591 views
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