Tumko ghalat fahmi howi hai

Biwi (Wife): Tum sotai howai mujhai galiyan dai rahai thai

Shohor (Husband): Tumko ghalat fahmi howi hai

Biwi (Wife): Kiya ghalat fahmi how hai?

Shohor (Husband): Yahi kai mai soo raha thaa

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 562 views
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