Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to u dear!

Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj

“International Monkey Day”hai.

Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 365 views
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