Aurat Doctor Say: Mera Ye 7 Saal Ka Bacha Wesay Tou Theek Ha,
Mgr Mujhay Lagta Ha K Is Ki Chichi Zara Choti Ha..
Doctor Bachay Ko Chek Kar K Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nhi Ha,
Ap Bas Is Ko Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain,
Ye Masla Hal Ho Jaye Ga…
Agli Subha Nashtay Ki Table Par
12 Boxes Tiger Biscuits Daikh Kar Bacha Khushi Say:
Wowwwww Itnay Saray Biscuits..
Aurat: Khabardar Jo In Ko Haath Bhi Lagaya Tou,
In Main Say Sirf Aik Tumhara Ha Our Baqi Tumharay Papa K Liye Hain… :O :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 534 views

Police Wala Thanay main

Police Wala Thanay main ek Mulzim ko bht maar raha tha..

Aur us par bht saare ILZAAM lag raha tha..

Isi dauraan usko phone aaya ke us ke ghar me BETA paida hoa hai..

FoneSun ker us ne doosron ko batya , ye sun kar Mulzim ghussay se Cheekha..

“DAAL de .. ye CASE bhi mere uppar daal de” :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?

Mahman!
Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?
Bacha!
Muje schol jana boht acha lagta hy
Or waha se wapis ana b boht acha lagta hy
Bus waha rukna bura lagta hy:

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Vs Sardar

Pathan Vs Sardar

Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?

Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.

Pathan: To phir anda bana don

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Police: Tum humko jaanty nahi

Police:
Tum humko jaanty nahi
Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein

Pathan:
Tum D.S.P hy to
Ham M.P.W hy

Police Darty huwy:
Ye M.P.W kya hy

Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA :

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

roti

Ek bnda 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha.
Us ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia.
Pehla show shuro hua, us ne 80 rotian kha li
agla show 1 hour bd shuru hwa or us ne phir 80 rotiyan kha li.
Log bht heran thy or 3rd show k liye or ziyada rush ho gia.
1 hour bd jb 3rd show shuru hona tha tou wo ghaib ho gia.
Us ko dhondte hwe jb us k ghar pohnche tou wo betha roti kha rha tha.
Jb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:
Na main show hi krda rawan roti na khawan

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)