Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 625 views

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai

Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dada or dadi ne

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
.
unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
.
dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
.
Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
.
Ammi ne jane nai diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawai Li Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,

pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ £ee Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,

pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)