Beemariyan With Songs
Beemariyan With Songs:
1. Jiya Jalay Jaan Jalay = FEVER.
2. Tarap Tarap K Iss Dil Say Aah Nikalti Rahi = HEART ATTACK ..
3. Beri Jalayilay Jigar Say Piya Jigar Main Bari Aag Ha = ACIDITY .
4. Aankho Ki Gustakhyan Maaf Hon. MOTIYA .
5. Tujhay Yaad Na Meri Aayee Kisi Say Ab Kia Kehna = MEMORY LOSS .
6. Man Dolay Mera Tan Dolay = MIRGI .
7. Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujh Main Kahi Baki Hai = LOOSE MOTION .
8. Jhalak Dikhlaja 1 Baar Aja Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaaaaaaaajaaa = QABZ. :D :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 483 views
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