Husband drinking and said
Husband drinking and said: Tum kon ho ?
Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhee bhoul gaye Kiya?
HUSBAND: Nasha har ‘gham’ bhula deta hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 636 views
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A man ordered a dish in a restaurant and was surprised to see the quantity of food to be half of what it was the previous day.
He called the waiter and asked why the quantity is nearly half.
Waiter asked: where did you sit yesterday?
The man was shocked and angry at the question but said, it has nothing to do with my question, but anyway, i sat beside the window.
Waiter: That makes sense. We always serve more food at the seats beside the windows. It gets us good publicity :)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Shaitani Chudail Ne 60 Saal Ke Pati-Patni Se Kaha.
Chudail: “Main Tum Dono Ki Ek-Ek Wish Poori Kar Sakti Hoon”
Patni: “Main Apne Pati Ke Sath Saari Duniya Ghumna Chahati Hoon”
Chudail Ne Chhadhi Ghumaai Aur 2 Tickets Aa Gaye.
Phir Husband Se Puchha: “Tum
Bolo, Kya Chahate Ho?”
Pati: “Mujhe Apne Se 30 Saal Chhoti Wife Chahiye”
Chudail Ne Fir Chhadhi Ghumai Aur Husband Ko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya.
Moral: Aadmi Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaahiye Ki Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nazre Mile Tooh Use “Izhaar” Kehtay Hain
Neeend Nah Aae Tooh Use”Piyaa” Keehtaay Hain
Smile De Tooh Usaay “Ikraaar” Kehtaay Hain
Or
Jooh Inn Jhaamelooh Mein Nah Padey
Usaay “Samjhdaaar” Kehtaay Hain.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:
Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.
Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:
Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hy Ya
Aqalmandi?
Sardar:
“Mhjy To Tumhari Ye Mazaq Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti he,,,
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon
aaya h
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa to Banta:
Agar Neend Na aaye to kya karna chaiye?
Banta: Neend ka Intezar karne se acha hai k So hi jayo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Happy Sing: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta h
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai,
Dost: Garam pani kuon?
Happy: Usse Bartan Achay Dhultay hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR
VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"
BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)