semester system
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 786 views
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