Pathan to Sardar: Mai ne aisi dawayi banayi hai, jese pee kar insaan sach bolne lagta hai, tum pee kar dekhlo
.
Sardar (dawayi pee kar): Aaakh tuu yai tu tail hai
.
Pathan: Dekha tum ne sach bola, yai waqayi tail hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 462 views

Same Reasons

Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes.


Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 the same reason.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?

Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?

Doctor:
“KUNDI”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Going Too Far

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan apne Baap se

Pathan apne Baap se: Main ne riazi mein so mein aathanwe number hasil kiye hein.

Baap herat se:Baqi do number kon leh geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Phatan ki English

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban
Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha
Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)