Maine Tumhara No
Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya But Tumhara Mobile "SWITCH OFF" Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri "HELLO TUNES" Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Employee:
Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay
hain????????
Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat
hoti hai………….=
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SANTA: Boss Maine Galati Nhi Kiya.
Fir B Aap Muje Saza Q De Rahe ho?
Ajit: Idiot,Zamana Pre-Paid Ka Hai
Pahle Saza Bhugato,Baad Me Galti karo..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj Adha Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere hath pe kiss kar sakta hay
Aur Jiss Nay Ajj Pora Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere Gall pe kiss kar sakta hay
Student: Miss App Muje Break Time me Millain main ne
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Saath Marne Ka Soch Kar Dariya Me Kud Gaye
Uppar Pahuch Ke Farishte Ne Bataya.
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Beta Teri Waali To Swimming Champion Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl - iss Dress ki kya Price hai?
Shopkeeper - 15000 rupees.
Girl - awww..!
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or wo pink walay ki kya price hai....?
Shopkeeper - awww + awww.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua..
Bivi: Molvi Ko Bula Lao Bachay K Kaan Me Azan Deni Hai.
Pathan Ny Socha K Molvi Azan Dega To
Usay 100, 200 Rupay Bhi Dena Parengy.
Us Ny Bivi Se Kaha:
Azan Hum Khud Dega.
Bivi: Theek Hai Aap Hi De Do.
Pathan Ny Bachay K Kaan Me Kaha:
"Kukdooon Kooon" :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)