Shaikh k ghar faqeer
Aik faqeer shaikh k ghar aya aur kaha me Allah ka mehman hun mujhe roti du
shaikh ne faqeer ko pakra aur masjid chor kar kaha ye Allah ka ghar hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 500 views
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par phir maine socha,
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