1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to
socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly
inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha
Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net
b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi
Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti
Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk
White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga
*~~InShaLLaH~~*

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 350 views
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