Malik Nokar Sey:
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon,

To Tum Apna Ghusa Kis Pe Nikalte Ho?

Nokar: Toilet Saf Kar K,

Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 478 views

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai

Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye,

Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaan Ka Number

Dosti May To Log Apni Jaan Bhide Dete Hai...
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Lekin Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarji is filling up a job application

Sardarji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: Yes

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dahi ki english btao

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?
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Sardar Sochne K Bad:
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,Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In the carburettor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)