Lady To Dukandar:Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or
Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.
Dukandar Naukar Sy:Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra
Day Do.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 722 views

EK Gadhe ne sardar ko laat

EK Gadhe ne sardar ko laat mari,sardar usk peeche bhaga,tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya,sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai. SARA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hum Tou Achay Hain Na

Aj Ka Sabaq..
Agr Koi Hum Ko Acha Lagta Ha Tou Acha Wo Nhi Hum Hain,
Our Agr Koi Hamain Bura Lgta Ha Tou Bura Wahi Ha.
Kio K Hum Tou Achay Hain Na ..
Zindagi Say Koi Cheez Mango Tou Aese Maango,
Jesay Aap K Baap Ki Thi,
Our Nhi Mili Tou Konsi Aap K Baap Ki Thi.
Agr Koi Aap Ko Daikh Kr Darwaza Band Kr Daita Ha Tou Yaad Rakhain,
Kundi Dono Taraf Say Hoti Ha Aap Bhi Bahir Say Band Kr K Bhaag Jaye…
Aj K Liye Itna Hi Kafi Ha …

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Presents in the past

Grandfather:
“When I was your age, all I’ve got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry.
Boy:
“WHAT! A LAPTOP AND A MOBILE?!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
Oye “nazar nhi aa raha deewar hai”

Sardar: thora angel change kar k daikho nazar aa jae ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)