Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert when one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 488 views

Santa: I played

Santa: I played chess against Viswanathan Anand but I lost..

Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.

Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.

Banta: You are an idiot.
He is actually Left Handed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

SHADI SE PEHLE

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

paying bill

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)