Adult

Pathan was asked, what is a adult
sms joke? Reply came any sms joke
which is at least eighteen years old.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 285 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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"Please give your feedback on Our Facebook

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
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