Yaar aik baat to batain
Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic nuqsanaat bulkul muft?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 441 views
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