Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
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"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 605 views
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