Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di
Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl
Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne
Puchha.
Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?”
Beta: “50 Rupaye”
Baap: “Itne Sare?”
Beta: “Abba, Us Ke Pass 50 Hi The“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 527 views
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