Log To Hadd Se Jyada Besharam Hai

Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-
Doosre Se Batate Hai.
Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba
Lete Hai”
Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar
Khate Hai”
Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga
Kar Ke Khate Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 394 views
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