Fact1: You can no
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 557 views
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Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.
Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.
Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se meri GF ka number le liya….
Banta: fir kya huya???
Santa: bewakoof kal se aapni he behen ko romantic MSG vej raha hai………!!!!;-):-P:-D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI.
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI.
Phir Bhage Tum
Aur RAB NE BANA DI JODI. :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher:A.B.C sunao,
student: A.B.C
TEacher:aur sunao?
Studend:aur Allah ka shukar hai ap sunao.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha
Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai.
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar Student: I can't say
Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
BHIKHARI:MAAI,1 RUPIYA DE DE!!
3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
MAI: 1 RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?
BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA,
DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA H
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)