Pathan Ne Pagal Banaya
PATHAN: Aaj Hum Ne Pani Ko Pagal Bnaya
2ND PATHAN: Wo Kaisy?
1st PATHAN:
Hum Ne Nahany K Liye Pani Garam Kia Aur Thanday Pani Se Naha Liya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 664 views
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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani .
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
After having become the chief minister of bihar, laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth chief minister he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption "laloo, third from left"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Height of Insult on FB *
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GirL : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts & Photos?"
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BoY : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them aLL..!!! " :-P :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q
karti hai
Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad
Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne News Suni Aur Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Ye Bill Gates Bhi Bevkoof Hai Sala”
Banta Hairani Se: “Kyu Be, Esa Kyu Kah Raha Hai?”
Santa Huste Hue: “Usne Skype 4.5 Billion Mein Kareeda Hai, Aur Vo Internet Se Free Mein Download Ho Jata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen
''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)