Pathan ka raat ko Sigret
Pathan ka raat ko Sigret
peeny ko dil chaha
Har taraf Maachis dhoondi
per kahien ni mili
Aakhir na umeed ho k Mombatti bujha k so gya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 476 views
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