Love Marriage Vs Arrange Marriage
Arrange Marriage Karoge To:
1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh
Badlega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 770 views
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