Ye SMS Abhi Apne 8 FriEnDz
Ye SMS Abhi Apne 8 FriEnDz Ko SenD Kro
AGar Wo WapIs tuM ko sMs KraIn To tuM SaMjh LeNa K
.
.
.
.
.
TuM Bhi FarIgH, TuMHaraY DoSt B FariGH.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 506 views
Similar Jokes
3 Sardar Bed Pe So Rahe Thay.
Un Teeno Ko Jagah Theek Se Nahi Mil Rahi Thi. Phir 1 Sardar Bed Se Neeche Late Gya
2nd Sardar: Oye ! Ab Jagah Hogai Hai,Upar Aaja!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Admi:
Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?
Santa:
Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua huwa
...
Admi:
Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Santa:
Han hamara Behan ka huwa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna
Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3
Mahine Baad Hi. Beta Ho
Gaya.
Santa: "Ye Hamara
Bachha 3 Mahine Baad
Kaise Ho Gaya?
Aur Logo Ka To 9 Mahine
Baad Hota Hai?"
Biwi: "Aaap Bhi Na..Ye
Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko
Kitna Time Hua Hai?"
Santa:"3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Meri Shaadi
Ko?"
Santa: "3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Hamara
Bachcha Kitne Time
Baad Hua?"
Santa: "3 Mahine Baad"
Biwi: "Total Kitne
Months Ho Gaye?"
Santa Khushi Se: "Oh
Shit Yaar, SAMAY Ka
Pata Hi Nahi Chala.. Sorry
Janu Mene Tum par
Shak Kiya"
Biwi: Bas kar Pagle ab
Rulayega Kya =))=))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi thi. pandit-kaho "mera apna sab kuch apni patni ko deta hun"
peeche se aawaz aai: "lo bechare ki cycle bhi gayi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
'Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae....:'
by Zain Raza (few years ago!)
Pilot 2 Control room
This is J-327
I am 300 Miles from Pakistan
6000 Feet above Water
with No fuel
Awaiting Instructions
Over
Control room
Kalma perh ley soniya fuel ethey v koi nai te uton light jan da time v ho gaya hai
Over.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
easy load 2012
TID 0074209115883
dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
VAT 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
RGST 5%
GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+jahaz Tax 5%
Your New Balance..
Rs. 2
Enjoy for Miss calls only
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher ITEFAQ Ka Jumla Banao
Pathan Student: Jis Din Mere Baap Ka Shadi Tha ITFAQ Se Usi Din Meri Maaan Ka Bhi Shadi Tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In 2020 girl:"Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai
Oye Murgey Tera mobile no. Kya hai. ?
.
.
.
.
Boy:"Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nahi hai kya ?
.
.
.
Girl:"baap aur bhai sab hai, par tu nahi hai na chikne :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)