Ek sardar train ki patti pay

Ek sardar train ki patti pay leta hoa tha. Ek
banday ne pocha: ye kiya kar rahe ho. Train aye to
mar jao gay.
Sardar ne jawab diya: mere uper say hawaye jahaz
chala gya to train kiya cheez hai :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 242 views
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