Pessenger:Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 513 views
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